Tuesday 24 February 2009

Nicoles Life




this is the story of madame nicole smith who woke up dead

she started her day with coughing

then went to the doctor to be told they do not know what is wrong with her and that her doctor is very rude

also we know now her pms levels are getting a bit to high

then she emailed her beautiful friend ME!!!! haha

who decided to make a blog about her waking up dead!!!!


THE END !!!!!!



also what beautiful pictures !!!!


Sunday 22 February 2009

This Year, Week, Day, Minute and seconds

things to do this week:
monday: revise history, write french coursework, send letters and get ready for photo day
tuesday: write forensic coursework and remember straighteners for photo day
wednesday: do any homework that the arse hole of a french teacher has given you
thursday-friday: try and get away with doing fuck all
saturday- sunday: do work and chill

things to do this year:
give up chocolate for lent so you can get your gorgeous perfume
kill Nicole haha
world domination
pass my GCSE's
plan something for june (wink wink)
give mr bailey styling tips

people to admire this year:
hayley nichole williams
lecorum
Ben from lights
Pete Wentz

things to learn to do:
malteser trick
quadratic equations
possibly guitar

xxxx

Friday 6 February 2009

SHOCKER

NICOLE KNOWS THE DATE OF PROM (GOB SMACK)!!!!
i believe i may have just found a dress for prom thank jesus
it is either purple or black tres fantastique!!!!


love you all haha!!!!

Thursday 5 February 2009

ARSE, BOLOX, TWAT AND KNOB

ALL MEN MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE SHIT


OFFICIAL!!!!

Wednesday 4 February 2009

Truth be told i miss you and truth be told i'm lying!!!

I have now been bed sick for 6 days!!! and it feels shit!!!

It has been confirmed by Dr White (who is also one of the first brands of tena lady haha) that i have a viral infection.
I miss my friends like crazy and school (*shocked look on her face*)!!
but i shall be back for imedia on friday yey.

i have spent many days thinking about future and stuff and have figured out you could make more money eating dog food than you can being a qualified nurse i thought interesting findings!!1

this will be my last message!!!


for today!!!!
whoever reads this i miss you!!!
xxxxx